on Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Are Cousins! at 16:32 10/12/2009

yeah i heard this about a week ago... and when i did, i was like "is this newsworthy at all?"

shows how much your blog matters... it's a pointless, filler story that's too old to matter. Sound familiar?

on The Happiest Place On Earth at 09:21 10/12/2009

wtf are you wearing????????????? are you a 4 year old boy???? i almost expect to see a choo-choo train on your front bib

on GaGa Imagines Equality For All! at 00:42 10/12/2009

I like the reasons Gaga had for covering the song, but jeez... what a HORRIBLE cover!!!! So annoying

on The Office Rips From The Internet at 17:18 10/09/2009

uh they were parodying the video with this episode, and i think michael mentions the youtube clip itself.

why does perez always criticize stuff he doesn't know anything about?

on Dina Lohan Wants Us All To Leave Lindsay Alone. That Means You, Michael! at 17:16 10/09/2009

Uh... newsflash to Dina Lohan... just because you're 23 doesn't validate being a hot mess. I'm 22 and I rarely go to bars, let alone be a party animal. I do still have fun (drinking's cheaper with friends at home!!!), but I got over the club scene the summer I turned 21. Why? Because I'm an adult and I need to be responsible enough to hold down a job and be a respectable human being. Lindsey isn't a normal 23 year old-- she's a spoiled brat that doesn't even know what an honest day's work looks like.