Are you fucking kidding me? She looks like COMPLETE SHIT! What the fuck is up with those sleeves? She's a fucking UNTALENTED retard and that outfit is good to induce VOMITING. PUKE all over her.
Big news. He is a douche bag himself. He is NOT as hot as he used to be, because, first, he's close to 50, and second, he's just experiencing the results of getting together with a much younger person and start popping out kids like it's some kind of game, like they're not gonna grow up and become independent, rebellious and problematic. Besides, he's trying to avoid bad karma for what he did to Jen by doing all this charity work and "globetrotting", as they put it in the magazines, and for that he doesn't mind the paparazzis, does he? Or how about when you sell your private pics of Angelina's boob to be on the cover of a magazine, huh, Brad? you don't mind the press for that, do you? Shave that stupid mustache, LOSE the hat and learn how to dress. DOUCHE BAG!
Cute guy, DIS-GUS-TING eyebrows. He looks like a Ken Doll that has been waxed and embalmed. Did I mention, HORRIBLE BROWS? They kill his good looks, nice eyes, etc. HORRIBLE EYEBROWS!
Shave that stupid mustache, LOSE the hat and learn how to dress. DOUCHE BAG!