on Smelly Hartnett, Sicky Poo at 11:01 11/21/2008

Wasn't he seen canoodling with Sienna Miller last weekend? Ha, food poisoning! Better known as gonorrhea.

on Paris And Benji Reportedly Call It Quits at 15:08 11/19/2008

Paris should hook up with Sienna Miller. Neither can keep a man and both are infected messes.

on Adultery in the NYC at 15:06 10/27/2008

Hey Balty, hope your four kids see these photos of you snogging sl*tienna You are trash as a father.

on Slutty Cashes In! at 18:16 09/30/2008

It's her new money making scheme. Tip off the paps to where you'll be and act all harassed when they show up. Then sue.

Since her 'marry an oil heir' plan didn't work out, she had to come up something to pay the bills.

on Pete Wentz Shares His Bed With Teddy Bears at 08:47 09/30/2008

Have you seen recent pictures of her? She's HUGE! She's taken eating for two to a whole new dimension.