on NFLer And Equal Rights Advocate! at 23:10 09/23/2009

I think I have a little bit of a crush on him.

on Hard-pAArtying Drew Barrymore Misses Her Own Press Junket! at 15:42 09/19/2009

She looks like Pikachu. For realz.

on Hello, Max Armstrong! at 19:57 06/08/2009

The guy is such a bastard. His wife sticks by him through his cancer treatments and what does he do when he recovers? Leaves her and starts hooking up with famous chicks like Cheryl Crow (whom he also gave the short end of the stick by leaving her because she wanted kids, then he KNOCKS UP some chick he hardly knew - with his one remaining ball). No respect for the man at all. Awesome role model.

on The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Might Continue! at 21:47 05/27/2009

Anchorman was hilarious, and usually I oppose sequels because they suck 99% of the time, but the first one didn't have much integrity anyway, so why the fuck not? I'd love to see more of Saaaaan Diaaagoooo.

on Ewwwww! at 17:03 04/28/2009

The fact that the woman had TRIPLETS (and she's only 24, she'll have more if she can find someone else dumb enough to throw it in her...) proves that there is no god.