on GaGa Will Suck Your Blood! at 17:08 08/21/2009

I SWEAR THAT IS THE NASTIEST LOOKING AND SKANKIEST DRESSING CHLAMIDIA CARRYING THING I'VE EVER LAI EYES ON. EW!

on Working On Your Fitness, With Heidi Montag at 14:56 08/21/2009

WELL, HEIDI IS A SPOILED FAMEWHORE IDIOT WITH A DILDO OF A HUSBAND, BUT NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE PLASTICALLY ENHANCED. SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD BODY---MUSCLES AREN'T PLASTIC!

on Timberpuss Enjoys Some All-England Action at 17:22 06/30/2009

perez, why are you so bitter about everyone's girlfriend? you none of these guys are into your flaming ass so why not let off their girlfriends? Your bitterness is starting to become boring and dated.

on Packing On The Pounds at 22:10 06/02/2009

I think I saw your fat dumplin ass on tv just the other day and you take(and obviously ate) the cake!!!!!!!!!

on Hands Off! at 19:22 05/11/2009

hey douchenozzle perez, maybe you could stop whiting out everyones face so maybe we could see what the fuck his "friend" looks like for ourselves. You are getting a little too big for your spandex sequined britches!!!!!!!!!!