on Posh Hearts Madge at 23:26 10/04/2008

FUCKING LOVER HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

on Audrina Speaks!!!!! at 23:22 10/04/2008

HAHAHAHAHAH BEEF CURTAINS! FUCKING BRILLIANT.



TEAM AUDRINA. LAUREN COCKRAD IS A FAME-HUNGRY WASTE

on saMAN Doesn't Go To The Gym - "Naturally" Thin at 23:19 10/04/2008

MORE LIKE NATURALLY FUGLY.

AND FUCKS SHE TALKING ABOUT GOOD GENES?!!!! IF she HAS GOOD GENES THEN I MUST BE ANGELINA JOLIE.

on Quote Of The Day at 23:16 10/04/2008

IS THERE ANYONE WHO WONDERS WHO WILL BE THE DADDY? I DOUBT ANY SEMI-FAMOUS LESBIAN DJ COULD GET MORE FUGLY BUTCH THAN saMAN. GOOD GOD I MEAN IF SHE'S TAKING A BREAK FROM MEN AT LEAST NAIL A HOT LESBIAN! REALLY. SHE CLEARLY HAS TO BE ON DRUGS AGAIN, I MEAN LOOK AT THE WOMEN SHE'S GOING AFTER. SOMEONE SEND LALO TO REHAB AGAIN, THIS TIME FOR SELF-IMAGE ADJUSTMENT. [WE ALL KNOW SHE GOT BORED OF FUCKING EVERY GUY IN HOLLYWOOD SO SHE SWITCHED TO WOMEN]

I MEAN IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS ONE OUT YET, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DISH DETERGENT. IF THIS TIME BOMB ADOPTS A KID WITH saMAN WE ALL KNOW PARIS IS NEXT TO GET PREGNANT AND IF THAT HAPPENS...MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON CALIFORNIA.

on Lauren Conrad Has Something To Say at 23:12 10/04/2008

OKAY WHOEVER GAVE THESE DUMBASS CUNTS A SHOW DESERVES TO BE SHIPPED TO ALASKA TO SHOOT DEER OUT OF HELICOPTERS WITH SARAH PALIN. FUCK. THIS RICH IGNORANT BITCH LAUREN DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE A MOMENT OF SHAME. SHE'S EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER CALIFORNIA SNOB WHO WANTS A MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT FOR THEIR TAN AND MONEY. IF ANYTHING I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WASTE THEIR TIME WATCHING THE HILLS, PLEASE, PLEASE GO DO SOMETHING MORE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR LIFE. YOU WILL NEVER GAIN THE MOMENTS BACK TAKEN FROM THE HILLS.

AND PLEASE, WE ALL KNOW AUDRINA WORE UNDERWEAR ON PURPOSE BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE'D STUPIDLY GET OUT OF THE CAR WIDE-LEGGED BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY SHE ALWAYS FORMS, SO THE PUBLIC COULD THINK SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL FOR WEARING PANTIES. OH GOD BLESS HER!! WHY NOT SHUT YOUR STUPID LEGS YOU LAZY-EYED FOOL.