on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 21:48 04/29/2009

She's supposed to be six years younger than me....
I don't think so.

on Ali Lohan Is Older Than She Looks at 16:29 04/25/2009

She looks like a rode-hard 53 year-old truck stop prostitute. Damn.

on Heidi Montag Won't Stop! at 18:52 04/19/2009

My thought is that her chin is really big in that picture.

on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 19:14 11/10/2008

Also, is she seriously fucking Mickey Rourke???????

Gross.

on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 19:11 11/10/2008

Dear Evan:

Please stop trying to look like Dita.

Thank you.