on Back By Popular Demand! at 23:53 04/08/2009

Precocious kids bother the shit out of me. And their retarded parents are the ones who probably taught him those sweet moves from back in the day. As a matter of fact, I heard he learned how to pop lock after he watched a video of his dad doing a bump of blow of his mom's hip bone after a night of dancing.

on A Few Words From Paris at 15:42 03/27/2009

What do I think??? I think I didn't finish the first fucking sentence because I don't give a shit. However, if that sentence was replaced by a video of her taking a cumshot to the face, that would be sa weet

on Kanye's New Girlfriend Is A HO!!!! at 20:20 02/27/2009

She's hot as fuck, and he's gayer than a jaybird...Also, does his huge fuckin underbite bother anyone else? He looks like a black, gay, uncool, and badly dressed version of the Godfather

on Grace Jones is Ferosh at 00:36 01/29/2009

fuckin trainwreck

on Shagadelic! Orlandy Bloom Wigs Out at 00:34 01/29/2009

I'd do him; the dog I mean