on Magic Waters Of Fertility Got Nicole Kidman Preggers at 17:12 09/24/2008

Nicole, it's probably more likely that you got pregnant because you are *actually* having sex with this husband. But I do appreciate the fact that you are trying to draw Australian tourism from sad, infertile women.

on Cher's the Next Catwoman? at 13:15 08/25/2008

that's amazing! She was wonderful in moonstruck, and i'd love to see a cougar play catwoman. My trust lies in Nolan.

on What An Ugly Bitch! at 17:26 07/31/2008

What's happening on that tee shirt?

on Topanga Got a Job! at 16:43 07/31/2008

Ruuude. Topanga showed us that you don't have to be skinny to get everything you want and totally don't deserve. You just have to be loud and annoying. It's something I try hard to live by.