on Jessica Biel Is Too Pretty For Hollywood at 00:04 05/20/2009

I'd rather f*ck a tick & flea infested mangy dog. Oh wait! That would be Jessica Beal!!!

on A Worthwhile Cause at 10:16 03/19/2009

their logo looks like a woman spreading her legs and showing her lady bits

on Jay Gives Back! at 22:38 03/10/2009

::ring::ring::

CLUE PHONE! It's for you, Mario!

Unemployment rates for Riverside County in CA is over 12%.

on Brown & Rihanna's Attorneys: Working Together? at 09:55 03/06/2009

Dear Captain Obvious, that be Donald Etra.

on Lily And Lindsay To Make Shiteous Music Together? at 01:27 02/26/2009

Why does Lindsay always look like The Grinch?