on Speidi Get ANOTHER New Dog Storyline! at 16:41 09/28/2009

You mean they actually have two cuter creatures in their household. Teehee Speidi, now all the attention will go to the dogs and not them. Why not, I'd rather look at cute puppies all day then them. Fugly Speidi.

on Speidi Gets A Puppy! at 11:59 09/16/2009

With their egos, I can't believe they actually let someone more cuter than them into their family.

on Heidi Montag's Horrendous "Performance" At Miss Universe Pageant!!! at 11:27 08/24/2009

Thank God for America's Best Dance Crew being on at the same time and joyfully being able to miss this horrendous performance. Heidi, get over yourself. You will never, ever be a Britney wannabe. You and Spencer will always be nothing wannabees.

on Heidi Montag Has 30 Orgasms A Day, She Lies Claims! at 12:54 08/13/2009

Great, there goes my lunch. But, hey, if you ever want to go on a diet, just read about these two and you will never want to eat for the rest of your life. Yuck.

on Heidi Montag Set To Terrorize The Universe! at 14:07 07/23/2009

I usually like watching those shows but now that Heidi is performing, they have lost a viewer. Nice move Donald, you dumba&%.