on Dr. Huxtable Looks A Bit Hefty at 06:27 11/06/2009

Okay, calm down, Perez.
The man's 70-something years old. xD
He doesn't have to look like Britney.

on Did Chris Martin Cheat On Gwyneth With Kate Bosworth?! at 17:16 11/03/2009

There are a ton of reasons this couldn't have happened.
But here's one extra:

If Kate was with Alexander Skarsgard- She'd be an IDIOT to go with Chris Martin.
I think.

on Kanye + GaGa = Fame Kills! at 20:08 09/23/2009

...Why did you add a 31 second clip of Lady GaGa holding her tit onto this?
It could have seriously been just as effective without.

on Chatting With.... at 17:16 09/10/2009

I think Sliimy is pretty adorable.
You were just awkward, though, Perez.
Couldn't you have just called him with that shirt already ON?

on Dane Cook Puts VaneXXXa Hudgens On Blast! at 02:25 08/12/2009

I. LOVE. DANE.
He is now made of more win than even before.