Yea, I can see why. He's probably as boring as shit. He told a magazine once that he dated a girl that was camping outside of his hotel for dates and after one date, he never saw her again. That should tell u everything. He's probably hung like my toenail.
Me!!! I dvr'd the girls next door and just watched it. It was good. All fake of course but its my pleasure no guilt involved. For anyone who is a fan some comments: Crystal is the new Holly!!! Come on now. Holly used to go down and visit Mary first thing in the morning everyday and now Crystal's doing the same. Crystal wearing the same pink pj'sas Holly does hurt claim that she's not the new Holly. At least Holly was interesting Crystal is boring as hell. Funny but sad how the twins consider themselves one person, so doesn't that technically mean that there should be one girlfriend? However, aren't twins in general supposed to be super close anyway? The twins are the new kendra so all we need is a new bridget: a thirty year old who smiles too much and is desperate to be a playmate.
He needs a brunette girlfriend better yet a BLACK, ASIAN, OR HISPANIC GIRLFRIEND ASAP!!! That would generate some ratings.
Hef keeps on saying that the reason why the past relationships didn't work was because the girls became celebrities but wtf does he think will happen with these girls. Maybe he will die before they get the chance to leave him for a black football player or an illusionist who wears too much eyeliner.
She will be singing a different song when Lindsay goes back to rehab for the FOURTH TIME and gets arrested for the FOURTH TIME. To be on Lindsay's good side, she's just going to go along with whatever Lindsay is saying or doing.
all that was missing was britney spears and all three of them doing a three way kiss. But seriously, the skit was stupid. Only kind of funny part was when Madonna was like what the hell is a disco stick?
He needs a brunette girlfriend better yet a BLACK, ASIAN, OR HISPANIC GIRLFRIEND ASAP!!! That would generate some ratings.
Hef keeps on saying that the reason why the past relationships didn't work was because the girls became celebrities but wtf does he think will happen with these girls. Maybe he will die before they get the chance to leave him for a black football player or an illusionist who wears too much eyeliner.