on Really Bad Idea! Monopoly Movie Passes Go at 00:16 11/13/2009

The sad thing is that it'll probably be #1 for its opening weekend.

on James Gandolfini Punches Paparazzo! at 20:43 11/05/2009

Go Gandolfini! If he wants to be left alone, leave him alone. Should you keep being a douchebag paparazzi, be prepared to get your ass kicked.

on This Is It?! Jackson Film Debuts To Less-Than-Stellar Numbers On First Full Day! at 17:45 10/29/2009

I wish he'd let us rest in peace. I'm so fucking sick of Michael Jackson, his fucked up disaster of a family, and the twatwaffles that are preying on his dead carcass' fame.

on Nicole Kidman Is Frozen! at 00:42 10/09/2009

I feel sad for her. Whomever is telling her this is acceptable or that she looks good needs to be slapped. Hard.

on Sarah Palin Tops The Charts at 13:54 10/02/2009

Wait. Repbulicans can read?