on The Sexiest Man Alive Is... at 11:40 11/18/2009

Johnny is NOT the sexiest man alive. He doesn't look clean most of the time, is always "POSING" with what he thinks are his cute outfits and hats, and is married to a skinny skank who needs a dentist.

on Pay Up, Eddie! at 11:44 11/13/2009 as a reply on the comment by DeadlyNightshade

yeah you're deadly all right, walking around with bad breath from that potty mouth of yours

on Pay Up, Eddie! at 11:02 11/13/2009

Eddie's ex wife loooks to "doctored up" and plastic. I don't blame him for looking elsewhere. He is HOT!

on More R-Patz To Quench Your Thirst at 12:58 11/12/2009

HE IS NOT HANDSOME, HOT, OR SEXY. NOT NOT NOT - I THINK YOU MUST BE PAID TO SAY HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on Look Who Showed Up In NYC This Morning! at 16:17 11/06/2009

Yeah, the strikeout $25mil idiot celebrating on the float. If I was Kate I wound't be there either.