on She Just Can't Get Enough Of The Grime-Light! at 15:27 02/27/2010

How is that not Pink?

on Jersey Shore To Film Overseas??? at 14:21 02/02/2010

It wouldn't be fair to impose them on a foreign country. But I have long thought that they needed to be set up in a Vegas strip penthouse. There' would be no end to possibilities for the antics and embarassing behavior they are capable of.

on Jay-Z Turns 40, Celebrates In A Mayjah Way at 15:09 12/09/2009

He turns 40? He looks about 65 and it seems like forever he's been hanging around celebrating the louche life. I thought he was a peer of Hefner's.

on Miley Cyrus And Her Tongue Fetish at 14:52 09/17/2009

She does it because 1) she is a pug descendent (that side tongue action is quintessential pug) or 2) she's a cretin; or 3) a little of both.

on Clay Aiken Looking Good! at 19:32 07/06/2009

Oh, I thought that was BaArry Manilow.