Anderson Cooper's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt, who had been the subject of a VERY high profile custody battle in the 1940's. She's also been married, four or five times and had the distinct tragedy of a son jumping off a roof. However, since Michael Lohan is such a f-tard, at least Anderson's family has never pimped their children out for their own personal gain.....Take that, bible thumping homophobe!
That would be Valtrex, Alex....for 5 thousand