on Melrose Place Lets Asslee Make An Ass Of Herself One Last Time at 15:09 11/13/2009

ashlee isn't cute with clothes ON, let alone nude. VOM.

on Lilo Slams Daddy (Again) at 12:45 11/13/2009

isn't she a little old for us to care about her issues with her dad? we get it - she's fucked up and slutty because she has daddy issues.

the end!

on Listen To This: Shut Up and Dance, Bitch! at 17:54 11/10/2009

VERY weak vocals, unmelodic, uncatchy... sounds like organized noise

on Watch The Interview at 11:33 11/06/2009

She should talk about how regardless of how much her face was beaten in, she still can't sing, dance, or entertain worth a damn.

Good luck Rihanna, you're going to need it.

on Asslee Simpson Lives Up To Her Nickname! at 11:58 09/10/2009

This coming from a sloppy alcoholic who likes to start bar fights with people who don't know or care about her.