on Merry XXXMas at 23:10 12/23/2008

fake or not, it's made me jizz 4 times.

on SIGHting at 18:44 12/13/2008

Why's everyone so hostiole about this? Good for JK that he's comfortable being out. This is a good news story. Perez would have reported it (as would have al other gossip sources) if JK had been seen regularly canoodling with a lady. This is a nice story, really.

on Quote of the Day at 16:57 12/12/2008

This is an old argument... basically he's saying he doesn't believe in gay marriage because he doesn't believe in marriage at all... and that argument sometimes infuriates those who do, because basically, they might say, 'well, don't get married and stay the hell out of it, then.' And anyone who's been married, gay or otherwise, can assure you that it doesn't have a heck of a lot to do with what goes on in the bedroom, sadly. Incidentally, Is Rufus still giving the entire Eastern Seaboard free admission to his rectum? Man, that thing's had more traffic than the Holland Tunnel/Clay Aiken/Keanu.

on R.I.P. at 16:48 12/12/2008

these layoff items are killing me, I come here to reaffirm my belief that no matter what horrible things happen in the world, one person has things worse. And that persons name is (was?) Britney Spears. Keep the real world out of this!