on Separated At Birth at 10:08 06/09/2009

All these comments are cracking me up. I was the one that cropped this photo together and emailed it to Perez. Adam had reminded me of someone for SO LONG and I couldn't figure out who, so I used that facial characteristic analysis software widget thingy to get a list of other famous people whose faces matched up at Carrot Top was right on the top of the list and I was like "YES!" It cracks me up how you all project so much of Perez onto this post, and it wasn't even him that came up with it!!!

on Listen To This: They Only Love You When You're 17, When You're 21 - You're No Fun! at 14:05 04/01/2009

You're all the stupid fucktards for not LISTENING to the song before commenting. This is a song CALLED "Seventeen," which is also the title of a Ladytron song, but the songs have NOTHING to do with each other. Totally different songs; one is not a cover of the other. He just happened to quote the LadyTron song in the title. Maybe if you played the track you'd know that. Sad little twats.

on Listen To This: They Only Love You When You're 17, When You're 21 - You're No Fun! at 14:03 04/01/2009

Piece of shit cover.

on Your First Look!!!! at 12:30 02/18/2009

That is the fakest, most photoshopped piece of shit I have ever seen. The face doesn't even fit on the head properly - not to mention it has been cropped off of a photo from the album "The Beekeeper." Idiot.

on Michael Cera Gets In On The Action Too at 12:48 02/09/2009

I can't believe Michael Cera is playing Nick Twisp, a character that was supposed to be 15 years old. Freaking ridiculous.