on Jackson's Doctor Won't Talk To The Cops! at 14:01 07/19/2009

Perez, you f*cking moron, don't you know men have DIED for your right to decline to provide the police with information except under certain circumstances? At this point that doctor doesn't have to say jack-shit to them.

on Quote Of The Day at 12:20 07/19/2009

I suspect a man would have to be a compliant type, as well as thrilled to be her #1 fan, in order to put up with Jennifer but she doesn't find that type of man interesting enough. She's too busy living on the brink of disaster. She's kind of a slut.

on Lookin' Good, Maniston! at 12:01 07/19/2009

You can't tell from this picture whether or not she has cellulite; cellulite is usually more prevalent in the buttocks and backs of the thighs. Besides, people who aren't overweight often don't have pronounced cellulite development. All she has to do is stay thin -- a fairly simple task if you've got the money to pay for the best trainers and dieticians, have special meals delivered to you, etc.

on Jackson Went To Dr. Klein To Sleep? at 01:03 07/19/2009

And sleep he did.

on Jon Gosselin Opens His Trap, But Only A Little at 13:51 07/15/2009

Jon had a girlfriend when KATE met him. His behavior should come as no surprise to her. It was her choice to procreate with the loser, she is ultimately to blame for this mess..