on John Travolta Acknowledges Son's Autism at 15:31 09/23/2009

Setting aside the "mental vs. developmental" controversy, it's nice to see that Travolta has finally accepted his son for what he was. Now time to finally accept what he - himself - is. Come out of the closet already! Scientology is such a bad cover-up for it. As soon as I heard that Will Smith had given loads of money to the cult, an extravagant idea crossed my mind: could Will be a Friend Of Dorothy? That's how bad that is. Seriously.

on Madonna In Love! at 20:10 08/17/2009

As much as a PR stunt as Tommy-Cat. Move on!

on Coke-Snorting Kerry Katona Dropped From Endorsements! at 20:06 08/17/2009

How can you be so fat when you do a bit of C?

on McSteamy Has A Steamy Sex Tape!!!! at 20:00 08/17/2009

Sex tape? There's absolutely no sex in that video. But my educated guess is E was in the mix. Hence the relaxed-lovey-touchy-goofy-smiley behavior of the partakers!

on Just How We Like Him! at 13:00 08/10/2009

Madonna and jesus is just a PR stunt. People in Jesus' entourage are in the know... Both stars benefit from it. Just as in Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But luckily, no scientology involved in this process.