on Phillippe's Funny Bone Tapped For SNL Flick at 17:43 07/08/2009

MacGruber barely works as a skit; the joke gets old after the fourth time they bang you over the head with it. Did they ever make a movie out of the real MacGyver? No, because the show had the slimmest of story arcs over the course of the series. So they're planning on making a movie with exactly one punchline based on a show that had barely an overarching storyline. Good luck!

on Shady Seattle Deputy Responsible For Teen Assault Arrested! at 19:27 03/03/2009

Public castration is a good idea.

on Could iTunes Pass Change The Digital Music Industry?? at 13:58 03/01/2009

I would get this only if you could, in turn, sell your pass if the band you chose became really popular and their music more in demand. What iTunes Pass is doing is basically setting a value of a band's output over a certain period of time. In a sense, it's a bit like the stock market. If users could trade their Pass on a market, that would add a pretty awesome new level of interactivity.

on Rihanna & Chris Brown: Together Again!!! WTF???? at 04:20 02/28/2009

Rhianna, there are a million guys better than that jerk Chris Brown in this world. You're going to be successful your whole carreer - you don't need that ahole.

on Drunkity Drunk O'Donnell Drops The Bottle at 20:04 02/25/2009

It wasn't the beer her son was concerned about, it was Rosie's practice of crumpling the beer cans with her forehead after chugging.