on The Curious Case Of Barbara Walters at 09:59 03/20/2010

If you think they look great, you should see my saggy balls.

on Tiger's Wife Is MIA After Porn Star Sexts Released! at 09:55 03/20/2010

I think that she ought to get into Tiger's bank account and take whatever she can get.

on Christiane Amanpour To Host This Week! at 09:52 03/20/2010

She would look great with my cum on her face.

on Dina Lohan Goes Green at 09:49 03/20/2010

I wanna see a green tampon.

on Tiger's Pissed About His Custom Blow-Up Doll at 09:47 03/20/2010

According to the text messages that the Tiger allegedly sent to the woman, he has been channeling OJ in regards to his courtin'.

And it is astounding how many supposedly straight men, like MJ, want to do ass to mouth with the Tiger.