on Carrie Prejean's Pussy Explodes On Larry King! at 03:21 11/12/2009

I heard that he tried to stick a finger up her ass, but he forgot where asses are, and so he stuck it in one of her nostrils.

on Sting Thinks Obama Is "Sent From God" at 17:22 10/31/2009

I am pretty sure that Obama was sent by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

on Jesus Luz Is A Momma's Boy! at 19:13 10/26/2009

I have seen her in some of those Brazilian videos, of which you can see a remnant by her mouth.

on People In Germany Know Who Tara Reid Is? at 19:11 10/26/2009

She can RIM me anytime!

on Lezbo Love For Jodie On The Set Of The Beaver?! Go Figure!!! at 19:10 10/26/2009

They can squirt on me!