"Hey Kevin, I've heard that having a baby is a great way to help us feel more in love with each other! I heard it on Oprah!" Kevin: "Yeah, babe, I've heard somethin' like that too! And Oprah's smart and shit so it's gotta be true, babe. You're so smart hon.♥" "I know Kevin... now fuck me daddy!" 1 year later: "Kevin, you ass hole! You fucked it up! I just heard on Oprah that it's NOT a good idea to have a kid to help a marriage. I was just watchin' Oprah and she says ya got to even it out by having another baby." "Say what, momma? Another kid? But our nanny can hardly handle the first one." "Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Didn't you hear me? I wanna a fucking baby now! you fuck!! So do me now, daddy!" "You know I love it when you talk dirty to me, momma." "I love you Britney♥" "I knowfuck-tard" 2 years later: hehe
1 year later:
"Kevin, you ass hole! You fucked it up! I just heard on Oprah that it's NOT a good idea to have a kid to help a marriage. I was just watchin' Oprah and she says ya got to even it out by having another baby." "Say what, momma? Another kid? But our nanny can hardly handle the first one." "Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Didn't you hear me? I wanna a fucking baby now! you fuck!! So do me now, daddy!" "You know I love it when you talk dirty to me, momma." "I love you Britney♥" "I knowfuck-tard"
2 years later:
hehe
If it is.... I must say, looking good!
[re=3124412]Re: JAY-SUN[/re]
roflmfao!!
so true!
Well at least we voted in the right party this time!
too lazy to look in archive.... but I effing swear, Perez... :P