on Halle And Her Baby Girl at 19:52 10/05/2009

I think Nahla is going to be a PAINFULLY BEAUTIFUL woman! I hope my future kids are so genetically blessed.

on Hideous! at 23:39 08/18/2009

You blast Diane Keaton and pass on mocking the tries-too-hard, muppet-caped fashion monstrosity that is Lady Gaga?! Un-be-lievable. She's freakin' Annie Hall! She can wear whatever she wants. My salute to a TRUE fashion icon.

on They're Dangerous! The Dancing Inmates Do It Again! at 09:10 07/27/2009

They should send Katie Holmes to this prison! Maybe, she'd learn how to dance! I kid. I kid.

Michael's ability to touch everyone, even hardened criminals, is a testament to him and the power of his music. MJ FOREVER.

on Who Else Thought Katie Holmes Sucked??? at 08:06 07/24/2009

She didn't even dance. I've been a dancer for 15 years, and this routine reminded me of an instructor I once had. She was old school--way old school--and would choreograph walking into 90 percent of a routine. That's literally all Katie did: walk, walk, walk, walk, and one fan kick. At least I finally understand why she was on the show in the first place, and I hope she gets plenty of donations for her charity, but... COME ON. That was weak.

on Olsen Twins Are Now Amongst The Fashion Elite at 04:29 07/22/2009

Whatever, Perez. I love the Olsens. They understand style much better than your muppet-wearing "wife," and accept it or not, they are a pillar of the fashion parthenon. Leave 'em alone.