on Sean Penn's Son's Drugs Were Prescribed! at 21:11 11/07/2009

Don't know when they moved to Malibu but they were raised in Marin. Both places are pretty "mellow" and I am goin' out on a limb and guessing "medical" marijuana!!

on All Is Well For Hamlet & Jude Law at 21:02 11/07/2009

He was astonishingly talented. I know this isn't the best way to compliment the play, but I'm not a Shakespeare fan: Every time I woke up it was because Jude Law was onstage. Every time I fell back to sleep it was because someone else started talking. I've never imagined someone could inhabit the role so well!

on Depp + Jolie = AWESOME! at 20:42 11/07/2009

Oh yeah, I'm imaging scenes of their post-coital, tousled hair, lazy morning smiles already. He's so gorgeous! Yep, do it Sony - pay them as much as they want, you'll get it back.

on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 20:36 11/07/2009

Ew, his parents need to take away the computer and camera.

on Eddie Cibrian Wants To Sue The Tabloids! at 19:40 11/07/2009

She's very young and naive - who here doesn't have a few mistakes in their pasts. Getting the attentions of someone HOT is pretty heady. He's an arrogant jerk. I hope she doesn't lose too much money or self-esteem before she kicks him out. She looks so pleased with herself in those photos I just want to pat her on the head and warn her.