on The Newest Hollywood Diet Fad? at 10:44 05/01/2009

She's right, P-Dub. I dropped to 90 pounds while nursing. Had the best body EVER! Then I stopped and my boobs took off to the Bahamas for a vacation. Bastards still haven't come back! Think you can locate them for me and blog their whereabouts so I can have a real rack again?

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 13:40 12/23/2008

Thank God the store was unlocked...otherwise, who knows where the poor child might have wandered. My Mom emailed this to me a week ago...

on Paris Speaks, Responds To Burglary at 19:10 12/22/2008

It was her new BFF "BRITNEY!!!" (JK~but wouldn't that be funny!)

on Lindsay Lohan Still Has Stalkers, And It's Not Her Dad at 09:56 12/17/2008

...waits for myspace blog post...

on The BEST Christmas Present!!!!!! at 09:55 12/17/2008

This is really neat. Great artwork, and who cares what anyone else thinks?