on Tween Madness!!!! at 22:14 09/25/2009

i'd rather listen to babies being raped...

on Big Bird Is Not Happy! at 17:37 03/11/2009

i love big bird

on Sandra Bullock's Hubby Facing Legal Issues at 23:15 11/06/2008

who is that guy sandra's with? i want him to fist me while i wear a tinkerbell dress. oh daddy cum on my face and pich my nipples till they bleed

on Janet Jackson's Ticket Sales...Weren't That Bad? at 23:06 11/06/2008

oh janet.... janet. janet. you fat goofy black whore. i have a pearl necklace for you. i want to cum all over you like a car wash. i imagine that bowl you lick in the "when i think of you" video is full of my cum and you love it. i wanna lick your hairy titties...

on Sir Paul McCartney!!!!!!!!!!!! at 22:50 11/06/2008

oh my god i want to feed my cock to paul mccartney. i know he's a vegetarian but i got some beef he can't resist. oh please please me mr. beatle man...