on New Dolly!!! at 16:47 03/13/2009

I absolutely love Dolly, and that video was so her...cute and sweet with a bouncy tune. But, the fun part was trying to find you, Perez, darling. And it made me laugh so hard when I did! Why? Because all of the other people that Dolly saw on the street before you, she stopped, or she waved, or she did some sort of interaction with them. Then, as you entered the shot of the camera, it was like the scene just stopped! But why? What happened to stop the scene so abruptly? Here's my guess: what happened next was that secret-service type men rushed in to swoop up Dolly and throw her in a limosine. As the car speeds off, the police rush in to push you back away, while the producer screams "CUT CUT! Who the hell let Perez Hilton in the scene!!!" As complete confusion is seen by, Dolly fans can be heard crying in the background [camera goes black - end tape] Fast-forward to today: by some stroke of good fortune, your mass of fans pays off as on the cutting room floor for the final Dolly video, your scene where you walk in is LEFT IN! The video is distributed before it is even noticed! And, once again, you are forever infamous!

on Watch & Listen: From Hungary!!!! at 15:07 03/13/2009

Sorry, this video is just awful. I couldn't even listen to the song.