on Still Single! at 19:57 06/28/2009

He could do ME!

on The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Might Continue! at 19:29 05/27/2009

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
Diversity is an old, old wooden ship.

on Ange Gets Wrecked, Has A Jolie Good Time! at 19:15 05/21/2009

She's waaay too skinny. In that second pic she almost looks like Janice Dickinson, and THAT AIN'T GOOD! Get some meat on your bones Ange. But Brad, on the other hand, looks better than...well, better than lately.

on Little Jennie Pretends To Be A Rock Star at 21:13 05/06/2009

I think it was awesome, except...she sounds like a 35 year old chain smoker. How does that sick cat sound (and I mean that in the best way) come from a child?!?! Whatever, if we've learned anything, it's that Hollywood starlets are aging much faster than they should be, and Taylor is a prime example. And, honestly, I'd rather see this than Hannah Fucking Montana.

on Drop Dead Brand at 21:03 04/28/2009

Worst. Idea. Ever. Drop Dead Fred RULEZ!