on Tom Cruise Gets Schooled at 10:01 10/07/2009

hmmmm....he looks quite f#$kable in this photo.
yum.

on Usher Releases Papers, But Won't Sign Them! at 15:36 10/06/2009

sorry 'Err-sherrr' nobody cares!
we stopped caring after you married that 'wookie' and gave up your single, sexy fabulous image.
it ended with 'confessions', dude.
it's over.
so-rry!

on Russell Brand Say He's In Love With Katy Perry! at 10:06 10/06/2009

they look related.
ew.

on Welcome Back To Fantasy Island! at 09:55 10/06/2009

i used to LOVE this show!
and even as a young girl, i had the biggest crush on Ricardo Monteban.
that and shows like, Love Boat are in the TV Pantheon!
how dare anyone try and do a lame-ass remake...for shame!

on First Look At The New Gossip Hunk at 17:53 10/05/2009

hunk or shrunk?
this guy looks like a pip-squeak!
no matter how he tries with his 'alex p. keaton' hair...he ain't no micheal j. fox that's for sure.
next!