on Winona Ryder Under Investigation at 13:56 11/29/2008

johnny depp will pay the 125,000 to make it go away - that's my prediction. he's a sweet boy.

she's not perfect - surprise, surprise. none of us are!

on God Tells Sarah Palin To Run For Senate? at 17:54 11/13/2008

didn't bush also claim to be doing what god wanted him to do?

these people scare the shit out of me

on Miley's Boyfriend Pretends To Be Just A "Friend" at 17:47 11/13/2008

they’re such a great family... they even let me f**k their daughter!