on It Was Fierce!!!! at 00:33 08/19/2009

Perez, you gotta lose the Howdy Doody hair. Not a good look for you.

on Travis Barker Is Bad Ass! at 15:56 07/22/2009

Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha. Can you be any more clueless, Perez? And you fancy yourself an A&R person... I can't believe you got a label deal.

on Kim Kardashian Is A Size Queen at 18:03 04/20/2009

That is not a size 2 ass.
She has a hot body... but size 2? Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha!

on Did She Get A New Makeup Artist - or Surgeon???? at 02:01 02/19/2009

looks like cheek implants to me...

on The View Beats Oprah! at 19:19 02/13/2009

Oprah is in reruns right now...