on Elisabeth Shue - October 6, 1963 at 12:04 10/06/2009

I'd love to bone her.

on Fill In The Blank at 11:28 10/04/2009

He's thinking, "Hmmmm, my kids look just like the VA Tech shooter. While I'm here attending this game for the kids, I'm going to head out afterwards to an asian massage parlor and have them rub one out for me while I'm thinking of hot little college girls. I'm doing all of this for the kids".

on Hey Jon, Therapy Is A Lot Cheaper at 15:27 08/12/2009

when is this douchbag and his wicked witch of the west going to disappear? The two of them really wish they were celebrities. Well, they can wish with one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

on Even More Gosselin Fallout! at 13:12 07/03/2009

Glad to read they canned the unappetizing crookbook too. 4 crooked houses, 1 crooked mansion and two crooked parents. She makes Leona Helmsley look like Aunt Bea from Mayberry.

on Even More Gosselin Fallout! at 13:38 07/02/2009

I wouldn't do that woman if I had a closet full of cocks. She's about as real as a unicorn kitten and rainbow glitter coming out of my ass.