on Mimi Works It In White!!!! at 12:15 06/05/2009

Those aging sagging boobs are giving her the Elderly slump/hunch.

on Pitbull Punches Fan! at 12:42 05/27/2009

Alll part of the act ladies and gentlemen.

on New Beyowulf! at 15:09 05/22/2009

Is she talking about a huge male phallus? If so, yeah, it does explains why she walks like that.

on Conan's First Tonight Show Guests Revealed! at 11:22 05/19/2009

I'm excited... However I wish he stayed with us New Yorkers :'(. His pale skin will burn under sunny California.

on Paris, Not France at 12:15 05/18/2009

"I'm a whore, born in a crib full of money, I don't lift a finger in my life, I don't work a real job. I'm hawt" stupid excuse for an empty shell of a head girl.