on Harry Potter & The Half-Male Princess at 10:44 05/08/2009

Our Lady J is a knockout pianist and a super BFF of Justin Bond (look him up on youtube). They're gigging together lately and it's a freaking fantastic show. (Bond was also known as 'Kiki' in the duo 'Kiki & Herb', fyi)

on Completely Gratuitous at 08:52 04/16/2009

Ever since Men's Health got all clammy and started shooting covers with models WEARING SHIRTS, I stopped buying. Sorry. I want flesh for my magazine money, and Men's Health used to deliver. Nelly straight dudes musta whined. My turn. Butch fruitcake sez 'pop the top or I keep my money'

on Quote of the Day at 18:39 02/09/2009

Well.. she can say what she wants, but those that know her know she's as straight AS LIBERACE.

on Heidi Montag Was Robbed!!!! at 11:31 12/06/2008

Oprah is a chair**MAN** of Harpo?? I kinda think she might take offense of that un-modern word choice.

Hairman, is I think what you meant to say, no?

(or yeah, duh... chairPERSON or chairWOMAN)