on Fat Ass Alert at 14:31 05/06/2009

Jeeeezus, Perez! Fat ass alert? Could you be any more of an insensitive asshole?

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 14:31 01/02/2009

Ummm...if no one cares about them, then why do you keep writing about them?
She was obviously licking her teeth and the camera caught her before she was ready. Sometimes I think you're a hate spreader, Perez.

on Camel Toe Alert! at 18:20 11/02/2008

Oh, Perez...and just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower. You're really a sad excuse for a human being.

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 15:16 10/20/2008

You know what, Perez? The more I read you, the more I think you are a misogynist.