on The Office Rips From The Internet at 17:55 10/09/2009

It was better than anything you ever have or ever will do in your sad, pathetic little existence.

on Eddie's Out, Marlon's In On Richard Pryor Biopic at 18:14 10/08/2009

He was fantastic in Requiem for a Dream, and he's nowhere near the Diva Eddie Murphy has become. It's good that they got somebody who is talented, but hasn't had his head buried deeply in his own ass for over a decade to do this film. I think he'll elevate it to the level it was always meant to be.

on Harry Potter Star Struggles To Complete Filming at 18:07 10/08/2009

I hope she goes into remission.
Quite a remarkable woman, though, surely.

on Adrianne Curry Needs Therapy NOW! at 15:10 10/07/2009

You make your living on the internet, and you are unfamiliar with PWNED?!
You're a fucking idiot.
And so is she, but she's also correct on quite a few points.
Pot should be legal. It's less dangerous than alcohol, ffs, and that's legal.
Hard drugs should be decriminalized and monitored and controlled. It'll never happen, but it should. She's not the type of person to be making that argument, though. She'll only hurt her own cause.

on When Nancy Grace Is The Voice Of Reason... at 10:32 10/07/2009

Bwahahahahaha!!

That shit is hilarious!!!