on Black Friday Turns Deadly at a New York Wal-Mart at 09:33 11/29/2008

How can we blame it on inadequate security when the fault obviously falls on the idiots who broke down the freaking walmart doors.

How can a sale turn normally civilized people into savages.

on Fill in the Blank at 22:09 11/17/2008

If I were anointed queen, the first thing I would do is GET PAID!

on Inspiring Words From Our New President at 11:53 11/05/2008

Obama is not my President.

Viva La Resistance!!!

on A King Without A Hill at 16:34 11/03/2008

I liked king of the hill way better than american dad... the only reason people like american dad is because a) shock value and b) because seth macfarlane could drop a deuce on something and 5 million people would watch it.

on Mark Wahlberg Is A Douche! at 10:53 10/17/2008

I still think he's kidding. They do some pretty subtle jokes on jimmy kimmel.