on Anyone Taller Than 5'7 Need Not Apply to America's Next Top Model at 20:57 02/23/2009

Alice from Australia's next top model has been super successful.
maybe she was a very tall girl.

look her up, she's probably been the most successful next top model so far.

on Jennifer Aniston Really Likes To Tan at 06:25 10/02/2008

um maybe someone should tell her that tanning beds are so incredibly bad for you.
they increase the possibility of getting skin cancer by like some redicuolous percentage.
im pretty sure she doesnt want to get massive melanomas, and die when shes like 40.

on She Has A Type at 07:18 08/19/2008

fart face is what my mum sometimes calls me :)
hahahaha.

on Chavtastic! at 20:50 08/09/2008

ah! i still cant believe america is doing their own version of Kath and Kim.
I cant imagine it translating at all.
The original still kicks ass.
sorry but dont think its gonna go down well.
im all for the aussie version.