on Rihanna Goes Topless! at 12:58 09/03/2009

I'm sorry, but her boobs don't look real. They look hot, but they are way too far apart to be real.

on This Song Is So Stoopid, But We Kinda Love It! at 22:06 06/10/2009

You must have been high when you heard this song for the first time. I AM! And, I love it! Awesome fucking song. Grazie!!!

on Just Married! at 13:24 04/26/2009

They both look genuinely happy. The show might be fake, but they do seem to be in love. Dress fits her! Beautiful!

Ok, back to cynical view:
Wonder how long the marriage will last?

on Chris Brown Pussies Out - Does Not Enter A Plea! at 19:45 03/05/2009

Thank you Perez. keep this story alive. I'm really disappointed in celebrities like Usher, TI, and even freaking Kimora Lee Simmons, all who basically excused his behavior!!!!

Give me a BREAK! Feel bad for Rihanna. But, why do they feel bad for him? He lost his career? Well, that's what happens to people like that! People that exhibit that type of behavior deserve to lose their career. They earned it!

on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 09:32 01/27/2009

Does he have a belly button?