on Cameron Diaz Shows Off Her Bikini Bod! at 23:26 05/28/2009

Cameron Diaz is close to 40 -- and she looks really, really old and high-mileage -- and she's really, really man-less. (Even creepy Criss Angel--EWWWWWW!--dumped Cameron after they hooked up. WOW: she's desperate...) Glad that Paul Sculforalso wised up and dumped her ass just like the legions have done before him. I can't wait for Justin Timberlake to marry the beautiful and classy 26-year-old Jessica Biel. The smartest thing Justin ever did was to dump the needy, not-hot-anymore mess that Cameron Diaz has become. Classic case in point? The night of the 2007 Golden Globes (Justin had already dumped her by then) when Diaz went on a drunken, pathetic, jealous hag tirade when Justin was getting to know the gorgeous Jessica Biel. (HAHAHAHA you hag, Cameron.) Drew Barrymore had to drag Cameron out -- but not before everyone in Hollywood saw the scene. It's your defining moment, Cameron. Jealous and needy and terrified that you lost the best man you will EVER get next to (to someone 12 years younger, far more beautiful and classy and far more deserving ...)

on Oprah's Message To Rihanna! at 20:01 03/08/2009

I am glad that someone finally had the guts to tell Rihanna the truth. Naturally, it was Oprah. Here's another issue that both Oprah and Obama should address: Black men -- and the Black culture in general -- should be ashamed for tolerating domestic violence. Listen to the Sistah, Rihanna: Love doesn't hurt and IF HE HITS YOU ONCE, HE'LL HIT YOU AGAIN. Finally? Fuck you, Diddy and YOU BIG ASSHOLE KANYE WEST, for supporting Chris Brown and condoning this low-brow, cowardly, despicable behavior. Kanye, you're a self-promoting, low-class moro. Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z are millions of times more talented than you will ever be. Why don't you and Chris Brown just punch each other till you're both mincemeat?