on Chuck Norris Can Run For President, The President Can Not Run For Chuck Norris at 12:20 04/17/2009

I now the man. Can you tell he's wearing a rug??? He's as bald as a cue ball.

on A Message From The President Of Domino's at 14:45 04/16/2009

Those two punks should be prosecuted. How dare they pull a stunt like that. Let's see who's laughing now.

on You Must... at 10:06 03/03/2009

TWO DONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT!!!
There is a reason women were made differently than men. Anyone ever notice the difference?? Do you honestly think insurance companies want to pay for all the married gays who end up with aids?? It ain't happenin'

on LezLo Ends Up In Tears After Another Dramatic Night With saMAN at 10:00 03/03/2009

Who the fuck are these two ugly broads? Perez I love you dude but please stop posting anything about them. A washed up crack ho and a record spinning muff diver is all they are. It's old and boring. Why not post things about people who make a difference every day in the lives of others. Please!

on Jewel, Live From Texas at 09:38 03/03/2009

I just stuck $6000 into my mouth. Teeth are so important! For God's sakes why the hell does she walk around with that fang?? I can't even watch her. Unbelievable with her kind of money that she cares so little about her apperance. Shame!