"Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you."
Uhh...what asshole is going around saying that? That's worse than bragging about how great it is. "Yeah, I've got my own private jet, but it's not so great. Kinda sucks, really. My instant teleportation device -- that's great. Anyone that tells you that having your own instant teleportation device isn't great is lying to you."
Oh, btw, it's great to have a 96 Honda Accord too -- anyone who tells you it isn't is just a liar and a dirty cocksucker. Tell 'em Oprah sent you!
Uhh...what asshole is going around saying that? That's worse than bragging about how great it is. "Yeah, I've got my own private jet, but it's not so great. Kinda sucks, really. My instant teleportation device -- that's great. Anyone that tells you that having your own instant teleportation device isn't great is lying to you."
Oh, btw, it's great to have a 96 Honda Accord too -- anyone who tells you it isn't is just a liar and a dirty cocksucker. Tell 'em Oprah sent you!