on Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?! at 13:50 07/31/2009 as a reply on the comment by Snickers

T=Right on. Why do they call it "reality" programming? It has absolutely NOTHING to do with the lives most people lead. My bowel movements are more interesting that most of the shit in these stupid shows, where idiots wander around aimlessly and make inane comments about the most vacuous, set-up situations.

on Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?! at 13:45 07/31/2009 as a reply on the comment by Sistah Mary

Please don't fight with Pepa. You're both the twins of hotness. Let's have a party -- just the three of us. I'll bring the roofies, champagne, Cheez Whiz and albino ferrets.

on Bomb Scare At Oprah's Studio! at 13:38 07/31/2009

Open a little wider, Oprah. Splat, splat, splat! Now swallow. Good girl, Oprah! Now here's a hamhock to graw on.

on Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?! at 12:31 07/31/2009 as a reply on the comment by BOOMBOOMPOWrez

Hey now. I think Wineaux looks cute and friendly. Try finding THAT combination in Celebrityville.

on Is That You, Kardashian Sisters?! at 12:17 07/31/2009

Are you sure the title isn't Kourtney and Khloe's Pussies Take in All the Rich Guys in Miami? Because that would be more accurate. Those girls have got to have calluses in their vaginas from all the traffic.