on Heidi Montag: "Al Roker Made Me Cry!" at 12:05 06/15/2009

Team Roker all the way. Can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, honey.

on Has Hell Frozen Over? at 09:14 06/15/2009

Will someone please get a stylist for this girl. Sheesh.

on Perhaps The Worst Song EVER! at 09:56 05/28/2009

Someone please pour hot battery acid in my ear canals and put an end to this agonizing fuckery.

on Watch Spencer Apologize!!! at 14:36 05/26/2009

Jesus H Christ, how can people stand watching that show? It's fucking unbearable.

on Kelly RIPPEDa In Miami at 16:51 05/06/2009

I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks.