on Miley Is A Prosti-Tot! at 16:59 11/20/2009

What the fuck is wrong with her parents? Don't get me wrong, when I was her age (4 years ago), I wanted to dress up like Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver", but my mother put the kibash on that nonsense pronto.

on Surprise! Surprise! The Pope Is Not A Twi-Hard! at 16:56 11/20/2009

The Pope isn't against Twilight because it's controversial. He's against it because it's trite and it takes advantage of the impressionable minds and wallets of younger people. And he's right.

on Fried Fish Eaten Alive! at 21:00 11/17/2009

I am the biggest pro-omnivore ever, but this made me almost cry. That's unnecessarily cruel.

on Speidi vs. Roker: Round 3! at 17:56 11/17/2009

Who picks on Al Roker? Al Roker was kind to a drunk pervy Ewok who was humping him.

on In Case You Missed It... at 17:56 11/17/2009

You're not going to win any respect by dressing quite literally like a fourteen year-old male mallrat. I really see no distinguishable difference.