on World Premiere! at 17:43 07/07/2009

hooray! jenny is my girl.

on Introducing: The World's Oldest Conjoined Twins! at 17:35 04/30/2009

i want to rub my boobs all over them.

on Transgendered Mayor To Get TV Show at 17:14 04/08/2009

just saying, i think it's politically correct to refer to her as "she" and "her".

on A Few Words From Paris at 15:24 03/27/2009

OMG! Paris is, like, such a fucking idiot!

WHO CARES!!! this girl is a blight on society. can she go away now?

on Famed Photog Annie Leibovitz is Having Major $$$ Troubles at 01:14 02/25/2009

catherine keener will play her in a movie.