on Perez Makes Out With A Girl! Paris Approves at 10:36 10/21/2008

"i'm not the biggest rocket surgeon"
"... surgeons don't work on rockets"

lol

on Golden Girl! at 11:02 08/15/2008

"she's probably 11 years old"?
way to trivialize a lifetime of hard work, perez.
you're an ass.